How to become a Professional Pastry Chef

October 28th, 2010  |  35 Comments

My inbox is overflowing like a molten lava cake. Turns out, some of you want to be pastry chefs and are looking for advice on the how to go about it. Well, thanks for thinking of me, I’m happy to help. I’ll tell you what I wish someone told me when I first started because at the time, I had no idea how I was going to do it, and the thought of it left me bewildered. It was like trying to swim across the ocean.

First, we have to squelch The Fear. I remember how intimidated I was. It all seemed so out of my reach, like the industry was made up of untouchable gods, able to work miracles that us mere mortals only imagined. Please.

Once I saw the motley crew that was really behind the scenes, I wondered what scared me so much in the first place. There they were, night after night, leaning against the “pass” (the area where you pass finished plates to the waiter), looking half dazed and gearing up for another night of drinking after a long shift. You had your career changers, illegal immigrants, drop outs, misfits, those with no English, bookish scholarly types and those who never touched a pastry bag in their lives (including me.) Some people were in the kitchen because they really didn’t know what else to do with themselves, and fell into the job accidentaly. Fer cryin’ out loud, if you can fall into a job accidentally, it can’t be that hard to do it on purpose.

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Hot, Hot Chocolate

October 19th, 2010  |  23 Comments

I had these marshmallows lying around and the thought of eating them plain just didn’t appeal. I decided to copy the ways of the City Bakery, a top notch lunch and dessert place. They make the sexiest hot chocolate I have ever met, way beyond the ho-hum. If I step through their doors, it’s a sure bet I’m having some. Just watching them serve it is a carnal pleasure in itself. The mix is so thick and creamy, you can see the weight of it flow out of the ladle. If a hot chocolate can be considered “slow food,” this is it. Just as my drooling reflexes kick in, the server drops in the fattest marshmallow cube in the metropolitan area.The edges begin to barely meld into the steamy liquid. I dip my spoon in. It comes out coated and marbled with swirls of dark and white. Oh, my word, it’s good. With this much body, it’s not so much a drink, as a full fledged dessert. A real craving extinguisher.

To get that level of decadence, I guessed the secret had to be in the high fat content, probably from whole milk, or maybe even, gasp!, heavy cream — and full-on chocolate, not just cocoa powder. The mixture should be a close cousin to ganache, heavy on the chocolate, low on the liquids. Since a few sips are so satisfying, a tiny serving is more than enough. If you can’t wrap your head around all these calories, I understand. I suppose you can scale back to replacing the cream with milk, or using lower fat milk all together, but then, you’re on your own with this decision, and I take no responsibility for your enjoyment of the result, or life in general.

My favorite thing about this is that it takes all of five minutes, so I can indulge any time. With anticipation of my upcoming cravings, I made enough for a few cups, poured the leftovers in a jar, and refrigerated it. Not surprisingly, it solidifies somewhat when chilled, proof of it’s generous chocolate ratio. Reheat gently over low heat to bring it back. It keeps for as long as any milk product, 5 days, give or take.

I don’t know if this is gilding the lily, but I added a little chile powder for a twist. It adds an intriguing layer of smoky heat. Purely optional. There’s a world of potential additions — powders, like cinnamon or espresso, extracts, like mint or orange, or if you’ve had a rough day, good old fashioned booze.

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Shamelessly advertising myself on my own blog

October 18th, 2010  |  No Comments

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We already know that we both love pastry, and that’s why we’re here on this here very blog. Pastrypal will continue to be the home of all things oven-related. Do stay tuned. I’m about to break out the loaf pans.

But I have a new home, too. A new blog which I call a home, and a new real home, which is where I live. Are you still with me? What I’m saying is, it will be a blog about renovating said new home and dipping my toe in the interior decorating pool. I mean, really. How hard can it be? (She says before the house comes crashing down around her.)

If you are interested in things of this nature, I’d like to extend an invitation to my new home. Please join me over at Can Do Gal. We’ll talk about anything in the range of stripping pink birdy wallpaper (Gawd, it has got to go), pendant lights that don’t upstage Greek Columns (kidding), or how many nesting tables really are too many. Hope to see you over there!

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Fear the Marshmallows

October 14th, 2010  |  20 Comments

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Do these scare the pants off you? Eh, me neither. But they’re cute! Maybe you can scare your kids by biting their heads off, in good ol’ Ozzy Osbourne fashion. Not the kids’ heads. The marshmallow ghosts’ heads.

Man, oh, man did I love Halloween when I was a kid. My sweet tooth started going off like some sort of homing device when October 31st drew nearer. Off I’d go with my little friends, in our finest homemade cowgirl outfits, door to door, to collect candy.

It finally dawned on me that it was time to call it quits on the Trick-or-Treating when, one particular year, as I was standing on the neighbor’s porch holding out my beggar’s purse, I realized I was able to look him square in the eye. We were now the same height. He looked behind me for an actual child, saw none, and resentfully handed me Kit Kats with a dose of evil eye. A flush of embarrassment came over me, the same one that swells up when someone points out that your skirt got caught up in your underwear, revealing a butt made lumpier thanks to years of candy consumption. Ahhh, poetic justice.

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Still here with offerings of Cherry Pie Tart Squares

October 3rd, 2010  |  30 Comments

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Jeez, did she forget she has a blog? Did she come down with a case of perma-flu? Did she exhaust her whole baking repertoir already?

Alas, nothing monumental happened that kept me away from all the keyboards in the world. I simply never realized how much actual WORK blogging is. When I first started, I threw myself into it full force, then I burned myself out. So I took a little break. And by a little, I mean a couple of seasons worth. Long enough to make you wonder if I dropped dead.

If, by some miracle, you’re still with me, I thank you. I sure have missed you. What’s new with you? Let’s shoot the breeze.

A couple of new things have happened here over the last few months. Scott and I got back together. Yay! We bought a new house in suburban New Jersey. Yay?

Just kidding. It’s a yay. It’s gorgeous here, but I got a vision of you raising your eyebrow in wonderment of why anyone would move to Jersey with with these two running loose around here.

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One thing that makes me happy about the new place is the  all-white counter. This may not mean much to you, but it’s a huge deal. The counter we had in the last apartment, seen in many recipes, such as this cannoli post, looked like a bird splat all over it. It’s a wonder you can see where the food is. I kept losing my knife in that pattern.

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